I just returned from a weekend trip to Northern California with my son Joshua, now 13 years old. I couldn’t believe how pleasant it was — nothing like how traveling with baby Josh used to be.
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“How can such a small human being create so much luggage,” I cried in exasperation one weekend when Josh was about 6 months old. I was flying up to Northern California for a weekend concert engagement. I couldn’t possibly haul all of our stuff and manage an infant, so I asked my friend Sarah to come along. She only required a duffel bag for the three days, and I one suite case. In contrast, Joshua required a stroller, a car seat, baby carrier, a portable baby bath tub, a “portable” play pen/crib, and a suitcase bigger than mine and Sarah’s combined. I must have thought that they don’t sell diapers nor baby food in San Francisco.
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The best thing about traveling with young children is early boarding. I tried to pass my teenager as a 5-year old on this trip, but no success. The second best thing is that kids fly free until they are two years old. Before you get all excited about this, you must be aware of its advantages and disadvantages.
The good news is that you don’t have to pay for a ticket for the baby. The bad news is that there is no seat for your baby either. If you’re lucky, you can get on a flight with an open seat next to you, but chances are you are stuck with a child bouncing on your lap for the entire flight. More than once, the passenger next to me got up and moved to a different seat. I wasn’t sure if he was being kind or simply escaping, but I was just glad he opened up the next seat.
For reasons I do not understand, the FAA regulates that I hold the lap infant during take-off and landing instead of allowing me to tuck the kid under my seat belt or in the seat pocket in front. It’s not so bad during the take-off, but on the landing, I’m just barely keeping my baby from flying away from me.
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And diapers. Oh, have you ever tried changing a dirty diaper in the tiny lavatories they have on those planes? Where, pray tell, do you place the baby during the change? Some planes have one dedicated lavatory equipped with a “baby changing table,” but it’s no bigger than the tray table at your seat. I was absolutely not going to change him on the dirty bathroom floor, so I often resorted to using the toilet lid as a make-shift changing table. I wrestled the baby from wiggling off the round, curved lid. I often staggered out of the lavatory holding a crying baby with a very crooked diaper.
I was so desperate once on a flight to Japan with baby Josh that I began to change him on the floor right at my seat. The flight attendant discovered this and immediately forbade me, so I then went to the galley where I found a counter perfectly situated for a diaper change. Right away, another flight attendant found me out and shooed, “It’s unsanitary. Please do it ON your seat.” She obviously was not a mother. Have you ever tried changing a baby on your airplane seat? Unless your child is a 6 x 8 rectangle and doesn’t move, it is quite impossible. I was nearly in tears until another flight attendant — most certainly a mom — stood at guard while I did the duty back on the galley counter top. I owe her a million miles.
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As you can see, traveling with a teenager is much more pleasant than with an infant. How about you — travel with babies much?